take that, interwebs!

ok, so do I have a ton going on?  Um, no.  So why not enjoy myself on the interwebs?  Sure.  I’ve spent so much time thinking about what, how and when to write that I started to hate it.  Now, I’m writing EVERYWHERE.  That’s right folks.  Miss Kellie (Kellie Marie says my mom) is using some time, that was often spent buying ill fitting clothes that can’t be tried on over the internet, POSTING!  Yep, I’m posting here.  I’m tweeting.  I’m blipping.  And I started a new blog that we remain incognito for now (if you are interested, email me or check the website links on my facebook).  Talk about anti-socially being social.  Check out my links in the right sidebar to hunt me down on the interwebs.

~ Love and Peas to my Tweeps

Grammys. Bleh.

I didn’t really watch the Grammy’s on Sunday. I flipped back and forth, mostly because it’s irrelevant in terms of actual musical value, but also because Tough Love 2’s season finale was on. Why watch over processed, inadequately categorized music awards when you can watch insecure, over make-uped women crying to men that they will never see again? Duh. Most of what I did see of the Grammy’s did not, unsurprisingly, impress me.

Pink impressed me. All that drippy, sparkly, twirly-ness can’t not be impressive, not to even mention the overly taught bare ass cheeks. I still think she looks like she smells weird, but she could totally kick my ass soo…

Rihanna’s dress impressed me. I would totally do another wedding if I can have that dress (and that body, if possible).

Beyonce’s neck impressed me. How that girl doesn’t suffer from self-inflicted whiplash is beyond me.

Pretty boring overall. The only question left unanswered (other than, “who listens to half of this crap?”) was, does Stevie Nicks have all of the same clothes from the 70’s or is there actually a store somewhere that carries fingerless fringed leather gloves, ankle length peasant skirts, granny boots and knee length, lacy jackets?

(psst, Taylor Swift is tone deaf btw.)

~ Love Peas and is Green Day serious?

Party Fowl

One of the highlights of a party I recently attended just so happened to be my hair.  I bought this stunning purple feather headband that most mistook for my hair.  Some spent much time debating (and arguing with me) over whether my hair was dyed strategically for a party or if it was indeed a feather.  Either way, this short haired girl that is normally left without many fab hair options felt quite lovely.

This has enticed me to consider buying few more, but I wanted to give props to the lady that hand makes such beautiful, and much discussed, headdresses.

VISIT KAANG’S ETSY STORE HERE!!

Hi, my name is Kellie and I love lipgloss

Ok, so many women have obsessions with shoes or bags or lingerie.  I have an obsession for beauty products.  It is nearly impossible for me to leave a drugstore without an eyeliner, lotion or latest hair paste.  I have racked up a ton of points at sephora and the body shop.  I have a case full of nail polishes and manicure products, a jar full of eyeliners, a pouch full of lipglosses, a basket of hair and body products, a bag full of fragrances and a tin full of free samples aquired by purchasing other products, that often, in turn make me buy even more.  The good news, I can statisfy a lipstick jones for about 10% of the cost of a pair of shoes.  The bad news, there are new, improved, groundbreaking, limited edition, revolutionary products out every..single..day.

I’m making an effort to cut back and also keep it to the drugstore as much as possible but nothing will replace my $24 DiorShow mascara.  Ever.  I’m also only a few points away from my next free gift at sephora so….

My recent product log (Target):

* Sonia Kashuk individual false lashes
* Sonia Kashuk eye brush set
* L’oreal Infalliable lipgloss (two, because I couldn’t decide on a color)

Not bad, and necessary for a upcoming party.  Yes, necessary.

Really?